Regal Roleplayers Gifts

Fat Cat Crowns Obama.

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

'I was all ready to deal with the military, but I never expected an IRS coup!'

"And if you don't know what to say, just say, 'Ho, ho, ho!''

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

'They say a man's home is his castle...here's your sceptre, your highness, the throne is plugged!'

Hunding

'What do you mean you don't believe I'm really a Princess?'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

"That door's no protection against Hobgoblins." - Elf And Safety Inspector

'I could have SWORN I outlawed dragons!'

'Apparently, they've gone rogue, Al. They've stopped playing roles and are speaking for themselves, and what we have here are two very disturbed bruins.'

'Go on then.....Rule!'

Ethelred II

'No I didn't cast Detect Evil to work it out! Let's just say I aced my Female Intuition roll...'

'Well, yes. We are losing the battle, sire. But this is just an exhibition...'

"We are not under siege, Your Majesty. You just have a siege mentality."

King to knight: 'You'll have to stop slaying dragons for awhile - the Sierra Club got an injunction.'

'The chef says the closest thing he has to 'four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie' is quiche.'

'Although we've vanquished the invaders from Paperland, we really should have allied with them for the impending attack on us by Rockland!'

'Coming up! One meal, fit for a King!'

Prince

'Sorry about the war, folks - I was off my meds.'

All new holiday season hard wear.

"Hey, Angel of Death! I'd like to see just how fast you really are!"

"How would you like to be queen for a day?"

'My brother-in-law asked for political asylum, so I had him committed.'