Regal Gamers Gifts

The Royal Wii.

'How about a game of cards?'

Jack Gleeson

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

The Royal Wii

King Pin

'I was all ready to deal with the military, but I never expected an IRS coup!'

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

'Go on then.....Rule!'

'How about a game of cards?'

"Because I'm the king and I like it better than the old one, that's why."

Whac-a-Mole. Swat-a-Fly

'The chef says the closest thing he has to 'four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie' is quiche.'

The AdRams Family no.24 - Playing chess on the computer

Prince

'Coming up! One meal, fit for a King!'

The spanish coronation

'He abdicated his throne and got into software.'

'Sorry about the economy, but I never was very good at story problems.'

'What's all this I've been hearing about 'future deficits'?'

'This guy is pretty popular with the public -- can you make it look like an accident?'

'They're called 'ladies in waiting,' not 'those broads downstairs'!'

A king returns to his throne to find his dog sitting on it wearing his crown.

"It's still the red-carpet treatment, even if it's only remnants."

'Because the seniority system is traditional, that's why!'

Titanic and Tetris.

'When others are around, I'm Henry V ... not Hank.'

"Things have been quiet for some time in your line of work."

'I've misplaced my keys to the kingdom.'

"....but it doesn't half get in the way on the bike."

'If it weren't for all the assassination attempts, he wouldn't get ANY exercise.'