Regal Gamers Mugs

'How about a game of cards?'

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

The Royal Wii

King Pin

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

'I was all ready to deal with the military, but I never expected an IRS coup!'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

'How about a game of cards?'

'Go on then.....Rule!'

The AdRams Family no.24 - Playing chess on the computer

'Coming up! One meal, fit for a King!'

Prince

'The chef says the closest thing he has to 'four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie' is quiche.'

'He abdicated his throne and got into software.'

'This guy is pretty popular with the public -- can you make it look like an accident?'

'What's all this I've been hearing about 'future deficits'?'

'Sorry about the economy, but I never was very good at story problems.'

A king returns to his throne to find his dog sitting on it wearing his crown.

'They're called 'ladies in waiting,' not 'those broads downstairs'!'

"It's still the red-carpet treatment, even if it's only remnants."

'Because the seniority system is traditional, that's why!'

Titanic and Tetris.

'When others are around, I'm Henry V ... not Hank.'

"Things have been quiet for some time in your line of work."

'We're never going to get any sleep at night until you hire a call screener!'

This was more fun online

"....but it doesn't half get in the way on the bike."

King has long walk to castle.