Regal Relaxation Enthusiast Gifts

'You're a Bourbon, Louis - show me how to mix an old-fashioned.'

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Taking it easy

Mr. Punch in Venice

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

Unguided imagery

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Sunbathing in the park

Lounging by the pool

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

Temporarily Unavailable

"Summer Reading Group"

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

'First of all, relax.'

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

'Mom's Spa'

"Thanks for seeing me on your vacation, Doctor."

Lighthouse Hammock.

"So that's what it means to unwind before dinner."

Couch and Potato

"I'd like to be a shake-it-off kind of person, but I'm more of a cling-to-it-and-focus-on-it-until-it's-irrevocably-weaved-into-my-psyche sort of gal."

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

'Time to leave your comfort zone, Hoskins.'