Regal Relaxation Enthusiast Gifts

'You're a Bourbon, Louis - show me how to mix an old-fashioned.'

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Jack Gleeson

Mr. Punch in Venice

Unguided imagery

Taking it easy

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Sunbathing in the park

Lounging by the pool

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

Temporarily Unavailable

'First of all, relax.'

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

"Summer Reading Group"

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

'...I said we've been marooned.'

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

'Mom's Spa'

Lighthouse Hammock.

"Thanks for seeing me on your vacation, Doctor."

"I'd like to be a shake-it-off kind of person, but I'm more of a cling-to-it-and-focus-on-it-until-it's-irrevocably-weaved-into-my-psyche sort of gal."

Couch and Potato

"So that's what it means to unwind before dinner."

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"