Royalty Relaxation Enthusiast Gifts

King and Queen in Bathrobes

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'Now that's an afro!'

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

'How about a game of cards?'

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

King George I

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"He's a guard dog."

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

'How about a game of cards?'

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

"She wishes to range free!"

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Unguided imagery

Czarcasm

Taking it easy

Mr. Punch in Venice