Royalty Enjoyer Gifts

"Royal jelly again!! I'm so sick of royal jelly..."

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'Now that's an afro!'

Knight Golfing

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

King George I

'How about a game of cards?'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"He's a guard dog."

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

Czarcasm

'You've made a powerful enemy'

"She wishes to range free!"

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

TV jester.

'How about a game of cards?'

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

'I can't finish -- may I have a peasant-bag?'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

The Frog Prince