Royalty Relaxation Enthusiast Pillows

King and Queen in Bathrobes

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'Now that's an afro!'

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

'How about a game of cards?'

King George I

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Mr. Punch in Venice

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"She wishes to range free!"

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

Czarcasm

"He's a guard dog."

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

Taking it easy

Unguided imagery

'How about a game of cards?'

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'