Relaxation Royalty Pillows

TV announcement: 'The Consumer Product Safety Commission today announced the recall of all E-Z Reclino-Mat chairs sold between ...'

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

Big desks take time.

Dogs Bring Slippers.

'I really don't care about your work/life balance.'

"We've been milked all day at the office. Now we girls deserve a little R&R."

'Shouldn't you be somewhere clawing yourself to the top, or something?'

'I'm still stressed out.'

What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?

Hungry Panda Thirsty Hippo Curious Sloth

"They both like to have their stomachs scratched."

'Ferguson's not like the rest of us - he's AROUND the hill.'

Please pardon the inconvenience while we remodel.

"By God, you're right. This is a three day weekend."

A pair of yoga instructors use beds of nails on the beach.

Skunk to psychologist: 'It doesn't do me any good to stop and smell the roses.'

Couch Potatoes

"I said I've travelled all over the world. I never said I got out of the box."

'How's the executive training program, going?'

"Nothing stops my pursuit of inertia."

Modern Accomplisments

King and Queen in Bathrobes

Beach Bums

Club 18-30, Club 30-45

'The doctor DID tell me to stop and smell the roses.'

THE PLAYBOY CHANNEL. 'I have to get my mind off politics somehow!'

"It's New York. It wants you back."

'Since retiring, Bill's become a light beer drinker - it gets light, he starts drinking beer.'

"It's so nice being on vacation and having different things to complain about."