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TV announcement: 'The Consumer Product Safety Commission today announced the recall of all E-Z Reclino-Mat chairs sold between ...'

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

Big desks take time.

Dogs Bring Slippers.

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

'I really don't care about your work/life balance.'

'Shouldn't you be somewhere clawing yourself to the top, or something?'

"We've been milked all day at the office. Now we girls deserve a little R&R."

It's called "taking a nap," Lance, and no, I don't want to see any Rorschach inkblots.

'I'm still stressed out.'

What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?

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"They both like to have their stomachs scratched."

'Ferguson's not like the rest of us - he's AROUND the hill.'

Please pardon the inconvenience while we remodel.

"By God, you're right. This is a three day weekend."

A pair of yoga instructors use beds of nails on the beach.

Skunk to psychologist: 'It doesn't do me any good to stop and smell the roses.'

'How's the executive training program, going?'

"I said I've travelled all over the world. I never said I got out of the box."

Couch Potatoes

Modern Accomplisments

"Nothing stops my pursuit of inertia."

King and Queen in Bathrobes

Beach Bums

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THE PLAYBOY CHANNEL. 'I have to get my mind off politics somehow!'

'The doctor DID tell me to stop and smell the roses.'

"It's New York. It wants you back."