Royal Relaxation Pillows

THE PLAYBOY CHANNEL. 'I have to get my mind off politics somehow!'

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'Now that's an afro!'

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

King George I

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'How about a game of cards?'

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

"Seriously, you can't balance the budget with cushion change."

The Unhappy King

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'Henry, we can't begin to make progress unless your friend leaves the room.'

King Alfred's Daffodil's.

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

Royal Love

''Depression'? -- You or the country or both?'

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

Everybody forgot his jubilee.

'Our top theologians have studied the issue, Your Majesty, and they agree that you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.'

'Nobody treats the king that way and gets away with it.'

"Someone should have warned you - he doesn't suffer fools gladly."

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

'But, dear -- Lady Godiva is part of my diversity program!'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

'He just outlawed his in-laws.'