Royal Relaxation Prints

THE PLAYBOY CHANNEL. 'I have to get my mind off politics somehow!'

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

'Now that's an afro!'

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

King George I

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'How about a game of cards?'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"Seriously, you can't balance the budget with cushion change."

The Unhappy King

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

'Henry, we can't begin to make progress unless your friend leaves the room.'

King Alfred's Daffodil's.

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

Royal Love

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

''Depression'? -- You or the country or both?'

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

Everybody forgot his jubilee.

'Our top theologians have studied the issue, Your Majesty, and they agree that you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'But, dear -- Lady Godiva is part of my diversity program!'

'He just outlawed his in-laws.'

"Someone should have warned you - he doesn't suffer fools gladly."

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

Dogs Bring Slippers.