Regal Retreat Gifts

'Dad, have you ever thought about retiring and going in for volunteer work?'

"Looks like we found the issue."

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

"This position has become very important to the company."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"The meeting will come to order."

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

'How can we solve this problem by eating?'

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

A presenter with a very complex chart to explain a business plan - 'And it's as simple as that!'

'He was only reaching for his powerpoint presentation pointer.'

'Our problem is how to lower quality while raising prices...'

"Always remember...it takes teamwork to get me that promotion!"

"He thought this would illustrate the company hierarchy more clearly than the organizational chart."

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

The food chain is like a huge corporation, the only one who really enjoys it, is the guy at the top!

'My team likes to see me spring into action.'

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

The new boss brought a sense of urgency.

"He's not sleeping. He always dims his display while downloading data."

"The good news is we've used up all our bad ideas."

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

Wrong leadership.

"Since I am chairman, it behooves me to go first. 'What I Did Over My Summer Vacation,' by Wilson Rupert Hewes."