Regal Retreat Gifts

'Dad, have you ever thought about retiring and going in for volunteer work?'

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"Looks like we found the issue."

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

"This position has become very important to the company."

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"The meeting will come to order."

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

'How can we solve this problem by eating?'

Group Think Time

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

A presenter with a very complex chart to explain a business plan - 'And it's as simple as that!'

'He was only reaching for his powerpoint presentation pointer.'

The Corporate Ladder and the Corporate Elevator.

'Our problem is how to lower quality while raising prices...'

"Always remember...it takes teamwork to get me that promotion!"

We're cutting the forest in half, so I'm going to need you to make the oxygen of two trees.

"He thought this would illustrate the company hierarchy more clearly than the organizational chart."

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

Corporate Team Building. Team. Hey, everybody, I've just been told our CEO fled the country while we've been doing our truth exercises.

The food chain is like a huge corporation, the only one who really enjoys it, is the guy at the top!

"Fine - you don't want to run in the corporate 5K - I get it. What about the corporate cage fighting team?"

'My team likes to see me spring into action.'

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

The new boss brought a sense of urgency.

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

"The good news is we've used up all our bad ideas."

Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

"He's not sleeping. He always dims his display while downloading data."

Wrong leadership.

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"