Retreats Gifts

"The good news is that all the teachers loved the weekend brainstorming retreat. The bad news is that a dozen of them are out today, with splitting headaches."

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

Scurile travels

"I'm going on a retreat."

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

Monk on the beach

'Therapy always works best in a safe environment ... such as your old tree house.'

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

"At last - no Trump."

'See what happens when meditation isn't supervised?'

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

Priest

"It's either enlightenment or excruciating boredom."

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

Self Storage Unit

"Ed is back from his silent cocoon retreat."

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

'Becoming enlightened fifteen minutes before I did doesn't EITHER give you seniority!'

"I don't think there's enough vodka for another week in Canada."

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man

"Tuesday is my day off - leave a message..."

Go away

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

"I bought a new summer condo."

'We'd like to visit a peaceful police state away from any terror treats.'

"I always come here when I need to blow of some steam."