Regal Techie Gifts

'He abdicated his throne and got into software.'

The Googler

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

Jack Gleeson

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

The Royal Wii.

'I was all ready to deal with the military, but I never expected an IRS coup!'

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

' Look Philip. Even after fifty years I can still get into my coronation dress.'

'Go on then.....Rule!'

'Slow Connection'

The spanish coronation

Prince

"Tell the Boss that we have a MAJOR computer glitch!"

"If only they knew we can still get texts up here."

'The chef says the closest thing he has to 'four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie' is quiche.'

I'd like to check my e-mail...

'Sorry about the economy, but I never was very good at story problems.'

Texas Programmers AC Members Club: Ride the wild mainframe.

Dear Diary...Royal Diary

"Do you have anything fit for a King?"

"I used to let down my hair. But since I've gone wireless, I just use all my old wires."

'This guy is pretty popular with the public -- can you make it look like an accident?'

'What's all this I've been hearing about 'future deficits'?'

A king returns to his throne to find his dog sitting on it wearing his crown.

'They're called 'ladies in waiting,' not 'those broads downstairs'!'

"So, order in or go out?"

'Because the seniority system is traditional, that's why!'