Regal Tech Explorer Gifts

Queen at computer screen searching friends re: you knighted site.'

Robotic Man

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Your Future Home.

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

Baby rocks!

Connected to Technology.

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

Early Programmers.

"When it comes to online marketing, I'm puzzled."

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

Truth

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'We haven't the foggiest what it does,but it plugs into a computer and retails for three fifity.'

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

"Hello ... Susan ... Joe ... Not ... Make ... It ... Me ... Joe's ... Robot ... Me ... Programmed ... Take ... You ... Dinner ..."

"Home is where the WiFi is."

Entomology Reference

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

Information Tightrope.

Another new, really cool-looking gadget in a desperate search for a problem to solve.

The Thinker

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

"All I need now is a trainer!"

'Soulless fruit flies are the nanotechnology of the fear industry.'