Regal Techie Pillows

'He abdicated his throne and got into software.'

The Googler

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

'I was all ready to deal with the military, but I never expected an IRS coup!'

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

' Look Philip. Even after fifty years I can still get into my coronation dress.'

'Go on then.....Rule!'

'Slow Connection'

Prince

"Tell the Boss that we have a MAJOR computer glitch!"

"If only they knew we can still get texts up here."

'The chef says the closest thing he has to 'four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie' is quiche.'

I'd like to check my e-mail...

'Sorry about the economy, but I never was very good at story problems.'

Texas Programmers AC Members Club: Ride the wild mainframe.

Dear Diary...Royal Diary

'This guy is pretty popular with the public -- can you make it look like an accident?'

"Do you have anything fit for a King?"

'What's all this I've been hearing about 'future deficits'?'

"I used to let down my hair. But since I've gone wireless, I just use all my old wires."

'They're called 'ladies in waiting,' not 'those broads downstairs'!'

A king returns to his throne to find his dog sitting on it wearing his crown.

"So, order in or go out?"

"It's still the red-carpet treatment, even if it's only remnants."

'Because the seniority system is traditional, that's why!'