Regal Cyclist Gifts

"....but it doesn't half get in the way on the bike."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

Jack Gleeson

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

'I never dreamed the 'equal work for equal pay' bill would apply to me!'

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

The Royal Wii.

'I was all ready to deal with the military, but I never expected an IRS coup!'

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

' Look Philip. Even after fifty years I can still get into my coronation dress.'

'Go on then.....Rule!'

The King's New Robes.

'Coming up! One meal, fit for a King!'

Prince

The spanish coronation

'The chef says the closest thing he has to 'four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie' is quiche.'

'He abdicated his throne and got into software.'

'Sorry about the economy, but I never was very good at story problems.'

"Do you have anything fit for a King?"

Dear Diary...Royal Diary

'What's all this I've been hearing about 'future deficits'?'

'This guy is pretty popular with the public -- can you make it look like an accident?'

'They're called 'ladies in waiting,' not 'those broads downstairs'!'

A king returns to his throne to find his dog sitting on it wearing his crown.

"So, order in or go out?"

"It's still the red-carpet treatment, even if it's only remnants."

'Because the seniority system is traditional, that's why!'

"Things have been quiet for some time in your line of work."

'When others are around, I'm Henry V ... not Hank.'

'If it weren't for all the assassination attempts, he wouldn't get ANY exercise.'