Regal Stroller Gifts

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

Jack Gleeson

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

The High Line at Giza

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

Nature Lovers

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

'I never dreamed the 'equal work for equal pay' bill would apply to me!'

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

The Royal Wii.

Complaints Desk

"Some walk, huh?"

"Honey, run!"

'I was all ready to deal with the military, but I never expected an IRS coup!'

"It's a sand castle, dear. Assembly required."

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

'Dad, have you ever thought about retiring and going in for volunteer work?'

Trapped in a painting

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

"Now remember, this time don’t drink the salt water."

"Before you know it, they'll be all grown up and moved to Brooklyn."

"Hail to thee, Frederick Law Olmsted!"

'Go on then.....Rule!'

"This is a great neighborhood for croutons."

'I think he's a minimalist.'

"Our manifesto must offer a measured but devastating critique of flying."

"I could do that."

The King's New Robes.

'Oh, retirement is okay, I guess, but I miss looking forward to the weekends.'