Regal Cyclist T-Shirts

"....but it doesn't half get in the way on the bike."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

'I never dreamed the 'equal work for equal pay' bill would apply to me!'

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

'I was all ready to deal with the military, but I never expected an IRS coup!'

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

' Look Philip. Even after fifty years I can still get into my coronation dress.'

The King's New Robes.

'Go on then.....Rule!'

'The chef says the closest thing he has to 'four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie' is quiche.'

Prince

'Coming up! One meal, fit for a King!'

'He abdicated his throne and got into software.'

Dear Diary...Royal Diary

"Do you have anything fit for a King?"

'What's all this I've been hearing about 'future deficits'?'

'This guy is pretty popular with the public -- can you make it look like an accident?'

'Sorry about the economy, but I never was very good at story problems.'

'They're called 'ladies in waiting,' not 'those broads downstairs'!'

A king returns to his throne to find his dog sitting on it wearing his crown.

"It's still the red-carpet treatment, even if it's only remnants."

'Because the seniority system is traditional, that's why!'

"So, order in or go out?"

"Things have been quiet for some time in your line of work."

'When others are around, I'm Henry V ... not Hank.'

'If it weren't for all the assassination attempts, he wouldn't get ANY exercise.'

'Some other king called while you were out -- he said it was important.'