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"So, order in or go out?"

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

Jack Gleeson

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

'I was all ready to deal with the military, but I never expected an IRS coup!'

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

'I'll have the frogs legs - and make sure they're kneeling.'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

Restaurant: Come & Get It! Bland Cuisine - 'Just plain food, good, but nothing fancy.'

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

"And there it is... Coronation chicken"

' Look Philip. Even after fifty years I can still get into my coronation dress.'

'Go on then.....Rule!'

''Pop'? In my part of the country they're called a 'Soda-Tart'.'

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

"That's one thing you can't get up here, a good hot curry."

"They don't have a dish named chicken-a-la-queen, do they?"

Christmas canape?

'Not coronation chicken again!'

Prince

"I always knew that they would get tired of eating grass someday."

"On advice of counsel...do not order the prime rib well done."

'The chef says the closest thing he has to 'four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie' is quiche.'

'Sorry about the economy, but I never was very good at story problems.'

'What's all this I've been hearing about 'future deficits'?'

"Do you have anything fit for a King?"

Dear Diary...Royal Diary

'They're called 'ladies in waiting,' not 'those broads downstairs'!'

A king returns to his throne to find his dog sitting on it wearing his crown.

'Who had the 'Chicken-a-la King'?'