Regal Fashionista Pillows

' Look Philip. Even after fifty years I can still get into my coronation dress.'

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

'I was all ready to deal with the military, but I never expected an IRS coup!'

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"Dressing like that for an online job hunt won't give you any more luck."

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

'Go on then.....Rule!'

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

Greece

'The chef says the closest thing he has to 'four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie' is quiche.'

Prince

Prince.

'Coming up! One meal, fit for a King!'

Queen Elizabeth I

'He abdicated his throne and got into software.'

'Sorry about the economy, but I never was very good at story problems.'

Speakers on holiday.

"Shirts vs. Skins boardroom battle? Eighth floor."

'What's all this I've been hearing about 'future deficits'?'

Dear Diary...Royal Diary

"Do you have anything fit for a King?"

"It's the first power suit to come with a mains adapter!"

'They're called 'ladies in waiting,' not 'those broads downstairs'!'

A king returns to his throne to find his dog sitting on it wearing his crown.

"So, order in or go out?"

The Queen's Collies.

Penquin with sign: All dressed-up and nowhere to go.

"It's still the red-carpet treatment, even if it's only remnants."

'Because the seniority system is traditional, that's why!'