Flirty Regal Pillows

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

'I was all ready to deal with the military, but I never expected an IRS coup!'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

Henry, sire, do you think having you're wife's name tattooed on your chest is a good idea?

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

' Look Philip. Even after fifty years I can still get into my coronation dress.'

'Go on then.....Rule!'

'The chef says the closest thing he has to 'four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie' is quiche.'

Prince

"We met when I needed a frog to dissect an biology class."

'Sorry about the economy, but I never was very good at story problems.'

'What's all this I've been hearing about 'future deficits'?'

'And he thinks he's the most powerful being in the land.'

"Do you have anything fit for a King?"

'They're called 'ladies in waiting,' not 'those broads downstairs'!'

A king returns to his throne to find his dog sitting on it wearing his crown.

"So, order in or go out?"

"Tell the messenger I'm almost done with my sext."

"It's still the red-carpet treatment, even if it's only remnants."

'Because the seniority system is traditional, that's why!'

The Queen's Collies.

"Things have been quiet for some time in your line of work."

'When others are around, I'm Henry V ... not Hank.'

'Some other king called while you were out -- he said it was important.'

"The monarch appreciates your wit, but thinks your timing sucks."

Now let me see.

Queen

King has long walk to castle.

'Kings are SUPPOSED to flaunt it!'