Regal Foodie Pillows

"Do you have anything fit for a King?"

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

'I was all ready to deal with the military, but I never expected an IRS coup!'

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

Restaurant: Come & Get It! Bland Cuisine - 'Just plain food, good, but nothing fancy.'

'I'm not very hungry after eating my first quarter losses.'

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

' Look Philip. Even after fifty years I can still get into my coronation dress.'

'It needs more barrel again, and believe me, I know - I used to be one.'

'Don't you have American processed cheese food in a can?'

'Go on then.....Rule!'

"Remember... the cork. You're supposed to smell the cork!"

''Pop'? In my part of the country they're called a 'Soda-Tart'.'

Drive-Thru Fondue

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

'Not coronation chicken again!'

'The chef says the closest thing he has to 'four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie' is quiche.'

"Oh, for God's sake, Harold, please close your mouth when you chew your food! This is a fancy restaurant."

'Coming up! One meal, fit for a King!'

Prince

"They don't have a dish named chicken-a-la-queen, do they?"

"Sure, dead is important. But it has to taste good."

'A hot dog won't work when there's steak on the neighbors' grill.'

"I'll have the business prodigy's lunch."

Dear Diary...Royal Diary

'What's all this I've been hearing about 'future deficits'?'

'Sorry about the economy, but I never was very good at story problems.'

"Hurry up! I'm gasping for a cheese sandwhich."

'Lucky you, we have eleven guests and only ten glasses.'