Regal Foodie Gifts

"Do you have anything fit for a King?"

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

Jack Gleeson

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

'I was all ready to deal with the military, but I never expected an IRS coup!'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

'I'm not very hungry after eating my first quarter losses.'

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

Restaurant: Come & Get It! Bland Cuisine - 'Just plain food, good, but nothing fancy.'

' Look Philip. Even after fifty years I can still get into my coronation dress.'

'It needs more barrel again, and believe me, I know - I used to be one.'

"Remember... the cork. You're supposed to smell the cork!"

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

Drive-Thru Fondue

'Go on then.....Rule!'

''Pop'? In my part of the country they're called a 'Soda-Tart'.'

'Don't you have American processed cheese food in a can?'

"Oh, for God's sake, Harold, please close your mouth when you chew your food! This is a fancy restaurant."

Prince

"They don't have a dish named chicken-a-la-queen, do they?"

'The chef says the closest thing he has to 'four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie' is quiche.'

'Not coronation chicken again!'

'Coming up! One meal, fit for a King!'

"Sure, dead is important. But it has to taste good."

'A hot dog won't work when there's steak on the neighbors' grill.'

"I'll have the business prodigy's lunch."

"Hurry up! I'm gasping for a cheese sandwhich."

'Lucky you, we have eleven guests and only ten glasses.'

'Sorry about the economy, but I never was very good at story problems.'

'What's all this I've been hearing about 'future deficits'?'