Spiritual Gourmet T-Shirts

'Oh no wonder, this is Extra Virgin Mary Olive Oil.'

Guru on a mountain top with a take away menu

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"The bagels are better in New York."

Heimlich maneuver, Gastric bypass surgery, Liver transplant.

"Namasteak"

Cat eating fish from fishbowl.

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

"It's made with real angel hair."

"Uh, yeah, that looks a little too organic."

"I'd better not eat any more broccoli. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

"First, do no ham."

Man eating his meal with his feet.

"All I've got left is smoked."

'No, that is not a balanced diet.'

Salvador Deli

Chinese Novel Cookie

'Now watch and listen!'

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

Why Shirley hates to eat genetic modified Broccoli.

Question Thyme

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."

"Set phazers to medium rare!"

'How come you never bring meatballs?'

Bishop reads menu which features only loaves, fishes, water and wine.

'WIll that be with or without methane, sir?'

Picasso paints AND eats like a child!

Spaceman serving shrimp.

Holy Pizza

"Red wine with fish? Do you take me as some kind of a monster?!"

'You realize, we can't have frozen yogurt EVERY day.'

Grace.

"Everyone, stop looking delicious. The vegans are back and that tofurkey jerky won't keep them back much longer."