Spiritual Gourmet T-Shirts

'Oh no wonder, this is Extra Virgin Mary Olive Oil.'

Guru on a mountain top with a take away menu

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"The bagels are better in New York."

Heimlich maneuver, Gastric bypass surgery, Liver transplant.

Cat eating fish from fishbowl.

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

"Namasteak"

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

"Uh, yeah, that looks a little too organic."

"It's made with real angel hair."

"I'd better not eat any more broccoli. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

"First, do no ham."

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

Man eating his meal with his feet.

'No, that is not a balanced diet.'

"All I've got left is smoked."

Salvador Deli

'Now watch and listen!'

Chinese Novel Cookie

Bishop reads menu which features only loaves, fishes, water and wine.

"Set phazers to medium rare!"

Question Thyme

Spaceman serving shrimp.

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."

Picasso paints AND eats like a child!

Why Shirley hates to eat genetic modified Broccoli.

'WIll that be with or without methane, sir?'

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

'How come you never bring meatballs?'

Holy Pizza

'WHAT??! 3.695.897 euro for the pizza delivery service??!'

"Red wine with fish? Do you take me as some kind of a monster?!"

'You realize, we can't have frozen yogurt EVERY day.'

Grace.