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A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"This is our soft opening."

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Flying sauces.

"I thought there would be bacon here."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

The Origins of Everything

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"The bagels are better in New York."

'I thought chemistry experiments were after lunch.'

Sure, I'll take a sandwich

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

'The stuff legends are made of'

My dinner with Andromeda

"All I've got left is smoked."

I know you wanted a virgin but it's all I could find at this time on a Friday night.

Kirks & Tacos

The experience was exhilarating. You could eat like a pig and weigh nothing.

I thought this year we'd do soup and salad.

'Well, it's going great so far but if they ever find out that er are chocolate coated with a minty centre we could be in serious trouble!'

The Diet Fairy is here to grant you three dishes. . . as long as they're under 350 calories each.

'WIll that be with or without methane, sir?'

Surprise!

Pretty Soon: Bioengineering will produce livestock which requires less processing.

Witch making fairy cakes using fairy