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"Spoiler alert, Bob. If you need to carbon-date you lunch it's spoiled."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

"This is our soft opening."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'Hard to follow...'

Ghostbasters 3

'I thought chemistry experiments were after lunch.'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Sure, I'll take a sandwich

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

Never write a sonnet on an empty stomach

"Bill just does celebrity cook-books these days, that's where the real money is."

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways … Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my ladle can reach … When feeling hungry for the crunch of crouton and ideal lettuce. I love thee to the level of every day's most quiet need ... by cheesy bread and chicken wing. I love thee freely, as men strive for right. I eat of thee freely, and then, at four, 'tis goodnight. O Sizzler salad bar, how do I love thee? I'm hungry.

"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!"

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

"The chef recommends the most expensive dish on the menu."

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

'Would that be rare, or medium rare?'

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

'The stuff legends are made of'

Large Very Fresh Eggs

"All I've got left is smoked."

"Management would like you to keep in mind that the latest research indicates that everything on our 'Healthy Menu' is now unhealthy."