Science Fiction Foodie Prints

"Spoiler alert, Bob. If you need to carbon-date you lunch it's spoiled."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

"This is our soft opening."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"I thought there would be bacon here."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'Hard to follow...'

Ghostbasters 3

'I thought chemistry experiments were after lunch.'

Never write a sonnet on an empty stomach

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

"Bill just does celebrity cook-books these days, that's where the real money is."

"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!"

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

"The chef recommends the most expensive dish on the menu."

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

'Would that be rare, or medium rare?'

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

'The stuff legends are made of'

Large Very Fresh Eggs

"Management would like you to keep in mind that the latest research indicates that everything on our 'Healthy Menu' is now unhealthy."

"All I've got left is smoked."

The Diet Fairy is here to grant you three dishes. . . as long as they're under 350 calories each.