Sci-fi Foodie Prints

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"The book, How to Serve Man! It's. . . It's a cook book, filled with recipes that use MSG and transfats!"

Kirks & Tacos

"There's a fly in my matter transporter."

I've crossed a potato with a sponge...you should see it soak up gravy!

'Now, if you can get them when they're still in the clamshell, their adrenalin is way higher which enhances the taste. In fact, here comes one right now!'

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

"It says to soak them overnight – or until they stop swimming."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Flying sauces.

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

The Origins of Everything

"The bagels are better in New York."

'I thought chemistry experiments were after lunch.'

Sure, I'll take a sandwich

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

Boss, we got a UFO sighting...Unidentified Frying Object.'

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

'The stuff legends are made of'

Next William Shatner tries Pickleball.

"All I've got left is smoked."

"Management would like you to keep in mind that the latest research indicates that everything on our 'Healthy Menu' is now unhealthy."

Well, we found intelligent life, but we still haven't found ethical life.

How To Turn A Closed-Down Nuclear Reactor Into A Theme Restaurant: A Master Plan.

I know you wanted a virgin but it's all I could find at this time on a Friday night.

'WIll that be with or without methane, sir?'

'Well, it's going great so far but if they ever find out that er are chocolate coated with a minty centre we could be in serious trouble!'