Celestial Fashionistas Pillows

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"I opted for the upgrades."

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

Sunglasses - Perfect for normal sun, white dwarfs, red giants.

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

'That's beautiful! Where can I get one?'

'I hate it when she gets perms'

'We also have gravity boots in faux cow hide.'

"I guess they really are permanent."

"I don't like the way women are portrayed in the constellations."

Marriage Heaven

"Take me to your tailor."

'Well yes. I guess it makes you look taller.'

Clothes Encounters.

Cartoon showing the clothes worn by aliens on other planets (They are remarkably similar to those here on earth).

Aura Ashley - Mediumwear.

Clothing on other planets

"The Senior Center hated the new look but the Middle School went ballistic."

The Real Housewives of Alpha Centauri

'That's beautiful. Where can I get one?'

Until recently an angel was rewarded with wings. Today he is dressed by Lagerfeld.

"I should stop buying shoes."

Pretty Soon: Our new friends from space will give us pretty things to wear!

"Wow, you look so macho in your uniform, dear."

"Why didn't I always wear a dress?"

'Who knew God wears a snuggie?'