Intergalactic Style Seeker T-Shirts

"Take me to your tailor."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Marry me astronaut

Pampered and poodled.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

"I don't like your application."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Science fiction fans on other planets

Mister Pretty Shoes

Dancing with the Star Wars

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"Do you do much walking?"

Elegant woman in backless dress.

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

'I'll take it!'