Intergalactic Style Seeker T-Shirts

"Take me to your tailor."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Marry me astronaut

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

Pampered and poodled.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

"I don't like your application."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Mister Pretty Shoes

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

Dancing with the Star Wars

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

Science fiction fans on other planets

"Do you do much walking?"

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

Elegant woman in backless dress.

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

Changing Room Decisions