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Devils in hell bang on the ceiling as the angels upstairs are being too noisy.

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

Monk on the beach

'I'd say you're a little late...'

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

Life on cloud 8

'But the invitation says 'come as you are'.'

Remember, what happens in Roswell, stays in Roswell.

Gender Reveal

'I'm drinking, you're driving - how come you're so happy?'

"He goes to a real party preschool."

Football Angel

'Wait! -- Why don't we just have a BEER bash?'

"Boy, I have such a bad hangover! The guy I stung last night was drunk..."

The whole "lasts longer" thing isn't really necessary here in eternity.

'You've come straight from an atheist birthday party?!!' 'EIGHTIETH! EIGHTIETH!'

'I made you a layer cake.'

"Up here, we call it 'Nectar of the Gods' not 'Devil's Brew'!"

'Baskerville, that's right: The Hound killed by Sherlock Holmes was one of my ancestors...'

Smorgasborg

'Humans age the same way we do, every year is equal to seven years. I know this because Timmy has had a family birthday party, an extended family birthday party, a friend birthday party...

Nerds night out: 'Dibs on Designated Driver.'

'Hello? Rentokil?'

'Your halo didn't slip. You've got ring around the collar.'

"I think we're getting to that age where all of our friends are having kids so they can leave parties earlier."

'Harold gets his birthday wish!'

'Don't even bother, pal. Looks like they're all taken.'

"It looks like everything is made out of memory foam these days."

"I put the bird to bed - let's party."

"Looks like it's going to be an interesting new year."