Heavenly Partygoers Gifts

Devils in hell bang on the ceiling as the angels upstairs are being too noisy.

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

Monk on the beach

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

Life on cloud 8

'But the invitation says 'come as you are'.'

Gender Reveal

'I'm drinking, you're driving - how come you're so happy?'

"He goes to a real party preschool."

Football Angel

'Wait! -- Why don't we just have a BEER bash?'

"Boy, I have such a bad hangover! The guy I stung last night was drunk..."

'You've come straight from an atheist birthday party?!!' 'EIGHTIETH! EIGHTIETH!'

"Up here, we call it 'Nectar of the Gods' not 'Devil's Brew'!"

Nerds night out: 'Dibs on Designated Driver.'

"Well, fancy that, I'm in honey too."

"It looks like everything is made out of memory foam these days."

'Harold gets his birthday wish!'

'Don't even bother, pal. Looks like they're all taken.'

Smorgasborg

"I think we're getting to that age where all of our friends are having kids so they can leave parties earlier."

"I put the bird to bed - let's party."

'Baskerville, that's right: The Hound killed by Sherlock Holmes was one of my ancestors...'