Party Life Of The Astronaut T-Shirts

"That story reminds me of the time I walked on the moon."

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

The Happiest Hen in Acle

Swing dancers.

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

Astronaut love

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

'To make sure I get noticed I always talk in a big bold typeface.'

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

Learner Driver

Elderly People

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

Boozing and Cruising

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

'Here comes our order.'

"Don't worry about the economy, dear. We'll always live large."

"Not that type of Moon-rock..."

"His note says the bachelor party was so great, he's decided to remain a bachelor."

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

"I, Arthur, being of sound mind, have spent it all on wine, women and song."

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"