Party Life Of The Astronaut Mugs

"That story reminds me of the time I walked on the moon."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

The Happiest Hen in Acle

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

Swing dancers.

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

Learner Driver

'To make sure I get noticed I always talk in a big bold typeface.'

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

Astronaut love

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

Elderly People

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

Boozing and Cruising

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

'Here comes our order.'

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

"Don't worry about the economy, dear. We'll always live large."

'Wine improves my judgement. The urge to choke you lessens after a couple glasses of Chardonnay.'

"Not that type of Moon-rock..."

"His note says the bachelor party was so great, he's decided to remain a bachelor."

"I, Arthur, being of sound mind, have spent it all on wine, women and song."

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

"It's a party Jim, but not as we know it!"