Party Cyclist Gifts

Happy Birthday

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

Sloaney Pony.

I could have danced all night!

Mardi Gras

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Cat Nip.

Party Animals.

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Early photobombing

Join me in a Martini?

Bubbly

'No standing while room is in motion.'

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Balancing two espresso martinis

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Wolf Karaoke

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Shaken not stirred

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"I am so attracted to you right now."