Space Partygoer Gifts

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

The devil you know and his plus one

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Masquerade

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Carioca

Redhead

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

Cheers

Leo McKern

Christmas sweater alternatives

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

"My compliments to the sommelier."

'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

Down on Bourbon Street...

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."

"How much longer, roughly, will you be introducing me as a 'disgruntled Republican'?"

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar