Intergalactic Party Goer Pillows

"It's a party Jim, but not as we know it!"

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Marry me astronaut

"Take me to your mechanic."

The devil you know and his plus one

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

Peel poker.

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

Christmas on Other Planets.

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

"Take us to Disneyworld then, if there's time, to your leader."

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

"Did you bring more cars?"

"Let's find a planet with a better rating."

"Oh the little green men are from the planet Thargon, we're the big blue men from Zefflon 8."

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's already an intergalactic spaceship that was sent here over a million years ago.'

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

Galaxy line - leaving Milky Way - entering Andromeda

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'