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Monster Roller Coaster

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Beach con-man.

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

The devil you know and his plus one

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

Peel poker.

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Masquerade

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Redhead

Carioca

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

Cheers

Leo McKern

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

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'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

Romans.

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Vampire Bat

"My compliments to the sommelier."

"Aperitif?"

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."