Paranormal Partygoer T-Shirts

Monster Roller Coaster

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Beach con-man.

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

The devil you know and his plus one

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Masquerade

Carioca

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Redhead

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

Cheers

Leo McKern

Christmas sweater alternatives

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

Romans.

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

"Aperitif?"

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar

Vampire Bat

'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

Down on Bourbon Street...

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."