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"Do you play basketball?"

"I want you to pick that up and put it back where it belongs."

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

Masquerade

Carioca

Redhead

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"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

Leo McKern

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Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Cheers

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

Romans.

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."