Halloween Party Goer Prints

"Do you play basketball?"

"I want you to pick that up and put it back where it belongs."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Masquerade

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

Redhead

Carioca

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

Leo McKern

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

Cheers

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

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Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

Romans.

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Down on Bourbon Street...

"How much longer, roughly, will you be introducing me as a 'disgruntled Republican'?"

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."