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'You have a lovely cackle.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

"I'll have the shiraz, but help yourself."

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

'I thought you were trying to lynch me, Mom.'

It's good to get together with friends!

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Zombie standup

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Sloaney Pony.

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Love at First Sight

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

Swinging on a star.

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"Here we are."

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Dinner at the Trapdoors

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'