Hosting A Halloween Party T-Shirts

Craft A Yummy, Grammable Cocktail.

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Wine Lady

Out To Lurch

Join me in a Martini?

Party time.

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

Barbecue

"We're not laughing at you, sweetie. We're laughing at something you don't understand."

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

'Tea minus one hour thirty minutes and ten seconds.'

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

'Hey hon, everyone and their dog is here!'

"You know, we've given this same bottle back and forth to each other for so long that it's probably pretty good by now."

'Just bring a few hundred sausages, plenty of wine and of course your barbeque.'

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

"I'm hanging tough, guys, but have I mentioned how much I resent you for always making me hold the table?"

"'Host' and Cheese?"

'The three essentials for any wine are terroir, the producer and how envious it makes your guests.'

"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

"Don't mention Pat Buchanan, pro or con."

"I asked folks to bring whatever they want, so now we have ten tubs of guacamole, no chips, and eight cases of the most obnoxiously flavored hard seltzer."

If I have to eat another mouthful of that sludge I'm gonna puke...