Hosting A Halloween Party Pillows

Craft A Yummy, Grammable Cocktail.

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Wine Lady

Out To Lurch

Join me in a Martini?

Party time.

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

Barbecue

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

"Who's the new guy that keeps nibbling on my neck?"

Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

"We're not laughing at you, sweetie. We're laughing at something you don't understand."

"Two questions: What time are the guests arriving, and do you still want me to slice the pepperoni?"

"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

'Tea minus one hour thirty minutes and ten seconds.'

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

'Hey hon, everyone and their dog is here!'

"Don't mention Pat Buchanan, pro or con."

"You know, we've given this same bottle back and forth to each other for so long that it's probably pretty good by now."

'The three essentials for any wine are terroir, the producer and how envious it makes your guests.'

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

'Just bring a few hundred sausages, plenty of wine and of course your barbeque.'

"I asked folks to bring whatever they want, so now we have ten tubs of guacamole, no chips, and eight cases of the most obnoxiously flavored hard seltzer."

"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

The Last-Minute Halloween Costume Parade

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