Halloween Party Planner Pillows

'I'm running a little behind. I got rear-ended.'

Out To Lurch

Vampire Cocktail.

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Champagne

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Cardiac Recovery.

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Punt Cake

Wedding Day Itinerary.

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

We'll have Manhattans...

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

Frosting the Snowman

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"How should we divide the teams?"

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

'Stop staring and make a wish!'

Party time.