Halloween Party Mugs

'You have a lovely cackle.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

"I'll have the shiraz, but help yourself."

Would you care to come back to my house? I think you'll be pleasantly surprised when I take off this ridiculous Halloween costume. ! !

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

'I thought you were trying to lynch me, Mom.'

It's good to get together with friends!

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

Zombie standup

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Sloaney Pony.

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Love at First Sight

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

Swinging on a star.

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Here we are."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!