Halloween Partygoer Mugs

"Really? I'm a transplanted New Yorker myself..."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

Masquerade

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Carioca

Redhead

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

Leo McKern

Cheers

Christmas sweater alternatives

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

Romans.

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"My compliments to the sommelier."

Vampire Bat

Down on Bourbon Street...

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

"How much longer, roughly, will you be introducing me as a 'disgruntled Republican'?"