Playful Partygoer Mugs

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

"I am so attracted to you right now."

The devil you know and his plus one

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

Masquerade

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Redhead

Carioca

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

Cheers

Christmas sweater alternatives

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Leo McKern

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"Aperitif?"

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

"My compliments to the sommelier."

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'

"How much longer, roughly, will you be introducing me as a 'disgruntled Republican'?"

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar

Down on Bourbon Street...

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"I'm learning to let go and have fun."