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"Really? I'm a transplanted New Yorker myself..."

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

Masquerade

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

Redhead

Carioca

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

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Cheers

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

Leo McKern

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

Romans.

Down on Bourbon Street...

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"Aperitif?"

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."

"How much longer, roughly, will you be introducing me as a 'disgruntled Republican'?"