Extraterrestrial Romance Seekers T-Shirts

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Alien Snowmen

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

Marry me astronaut

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

"We evolved from asteroids"

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

Science fiction fans on other planets

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

How to draw a martian!

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'

"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

"Sorry to bother you again but I forgot to ask you to fill out our service evaluation questionnaire."

"They're very time-sensitive."

UFO and snowman

"Shoulda brought the weed."

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

"Look what followed me home Mom. Can I keep it and call it Rover?"

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

"We're fascinated by the crop circles in your field..We wondered if you could tell us how they got there ?"

Ukulelean abduction

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

"Personally, I'd love to have the next Intergalactic Santa Convention held on my planet, but the earthlings might panic."

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'